Due to a minor incident, there is now a large and aggressive plant-based organism contained at the back of the research hall. The situation is under control so long as no one opens the door to the back room and, barring any unforseen circumstances, should be taken care of by tomorrow morning.
If you see any suspicious vines within the rest of or entirely outside of the research hall, please back away slowly and report them to the nearest researcher. Do not engage with them.
Do not engage with them.Aw man I was already planning our wedding. I would have made you the best man y'know.