I have learned that I am slightly gay. Ask me anything!

It does not have to be about my sexuality, but I like answering questions. Hit me with everything!

EDIT: I see a few threats in my thread, and I'm not understanding where they're coming from. I know where you sleep and I will call the authorities. **EDIT 2:** There is nothing wrong with my cat. My cat is okay. Please don't suggest there's something wrong with my cat. He is not the problem here.