Dear Fellow Adventurer's Guild Members,
This is Evalyn Lavendrake of the Auxiliary Squad. I hope that you are all doing well on this beautiful day. I just discovered how to post messages on this forum, this is very neat! I trust that I am doing this correctly, if I am not, please educate me on how one starts a 'thread' on here--among other terms I do not recognize.
I am very excited to be able to speak to each and every one of you through this medium, and I'm hoping that we can engage in some truly profound conversation. This is much more efficient than simply mailing each one of you individually, and much easier than speaking face-to-face. Words cannot describe my gratitude to be a part of such a strong, perseverant, brave, and wise community of individuals as diverse and interesting as the Adventurer's Guild, and I'm very excited to see the sorts of intelligent discussion to be found on this platform of conversation.
I pray for the health and prosperity of each and every one of us as we move into our future. Remain safe and vigilant, adventurers, and may your travels be bountiful with experience.
With Love,
Evalyn Zinnia Lavendrake
You talk like a fuckin encyclopedia