It is imperative that such vulgarities mustn't linger within thine earshot, lest your dazzling purity be corrupted and exposed to the cruel nature of such language... That very word desecrates the values of women and thus shan't be uttered! You are the most beautiful lady I have laden eyes on; your voice is like the twittering birds that Home wakes to, and the way you compose yourself is like that of a valiant Royal Guard. You are NOT a thot!
My Dearest,
It is imperative that such vulgarities mustn't linger within thine earshot, lest your dazzling purity be corrupted and exposed to the cruel nature of such language... That very word desecrates the values of women and thus shan't be uttered! You are the most beautiful lady I have laden eyes on; your voice is like the twittering birds that Home wakes to, and the way you compose yourself is like that of a valiant Royal Guard. You are NOT a thot!
Yours Sincerely,
Razul Dazzle