You fuck buckets only get one thought a day because I'm TRYING to GROW AS A PERSON and be less " OBNOCIOUS" and " LOUD" and " GENERALLY UNPLEASANT " unlike the vast majority of bastards in the guild!!
ANYWAYS. That wasnt the daily thought. That would be fucking stupid.
Thought begins here, consider all other words brainless nothings with no meaning behind their volume.
Today I pet a rat, but I don't know where it came from. If anyone is missing a kind of gray brown colored rat; its in my room eating banana chips.
I'll have to ask you to relocate the rodent elsewhere. Where there is one rat, more are sure to follow. They may have diseases or wander places they shouldn't, like the kitchen. If you would like to keep eating delicious meals, please keep it outside the building, thank you.