You fuck buckets only get one thought a day because I'm TRYING to GROW AS A PERSON and be less " OBNOCIOUS" and " LOUD" and " GENERALLY UNPLEASANT " unlike the vast majority of bastards in the guild!!
ANYWAYS. That wasnt the daily thought. That would be fucking stupid.
Thought begins here, consider all other words brainless nothings with no meaning behind their volume.
Today I pet a rat, but I don't know where it came from. If anyone is missing a kind of gray brown colored rat; its in my room eating banana chips.
I'll have to ask you to relocate the rodent elsewhere. Where there is one rat, more are sure to follow. They may have diseases or wander places they shouldn't, like the kitchen. If you would like to keep eating delicious meals, please keep it outside the building, thank you.
I suppose it is the thought that counts. The paper looks good. However, in practice I'm not quite confident.
I'm so glad you caught it! Be sure to shake it while it eats so it chokes on the banana chip. It's quick and painless for the rodent and my sanity. Remember, one less rat means one less case of rabies! xo ❤️
Does that mean I have to keep Jager away for a while? I think he would eat the lil' guy if it is a rat-
Are you sure it's not just because you only have one thought a day (if that)?
Oh, I saw it too! It was chasing some orange creature at the time, I think. Near the dorms.